Kris Jenner Brings Martini Mayhem to Khloe K’s Birthday Party!

Kris Jenner UP and OUT for Khloe Kardashian38 years olde birthday party.

Over the weekend, Koko’s family gathered at Jenner’s brand new mansion for an epic dinner party.

Kim, Kourtney and Rob Kardashian were all present as well as Khloe’s best friend Malika Haqq. The mother and her boyfriend, Corey Gamblewere also present.

Kris Jenner is obsessed with Khloe on her birthday

In true Jenner form, she gave a very drunken speech about her love for her daughter. Fortunately, Kim filmed everything.

Jenner looked super chic in an oversized green maxi dress with matching green sparkly jewelry.

Khloe opted for a pink Barbie mini dress to which Jenner called her “little b***h Barbie.”

Clearly, Jenner said it playfully and didn’t mean anything rude. She only felt love for her daughter.

During her dinner speech with a dirty martini in hand, the matriarch said: “So I know I’m a little lost and a little green, but what I mean is how much I am in love with you Khloe Kardashian.”

Koko replied “Thank you” while laughing.

As you can imagine, Jenner wasn’t done talking.

Kris trips and curses during birthday speech

“You’re a rock star in my eyes. You’re the queen of our family; you’re the one watching the la…” she said, stumbling over her words. “Glass half full.”

Jenner then had a case of giggles and was too overwhelmed with laughter to finish her speech. During her fit of laughter, she almost lost her martini and Corey had to help her put it down.

“I just want to tell you how much I love you and I drank too much tonight, but we’re here because we love you.” You make our heart beat,” she said before stopping and scrambling for words.

Kim turned the camera to Khloe and Malika who were laughing hysterically.

Malika posted several throwback photos of her and Khloe together, some from 22 years ago.

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She captioned one photo, “Just a few kids in 2000” and the other, “So fake but it felt so good.”

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Caitlyn Jennerwho was not present, also shared a photo of herself when known as Bruce Jenner and Khloe from her marriage to Lamar Odom.

“A smart businesswoman! I’m honored to have been a part of your life and to send you nothing but love everyday xoxoxoxo,” Caitlyn captioned the photo.

Khloe responded by sharing it on her IG story and wrote, “Awwwwwww memories. I love you I loved this day.

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Many of the Good American co-founder’s friends and family shared memories of her to pay their respects 38e circle around the sun.

Kim expanded her private SKIMS area just for Khloe!

Kim also gave her sister the gift of her life… larger vaginal areas in her SKIMS shapewear!

During an episode of “The Kardashians” on Hulu, Koko complained to her sister about the smallness of SKIMS’ private space.

Khloe compared the private part of SKIMS to a “ribbon”.

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“You know the bodysuit [with] ruched? Khloé told Kim during a lunch outing on their TV show. “I’m wearing it right now, and it’s amazing. But it’s a shine — it’s supposed to just cover my c**t?

While the comment was absolutely hilarious, Khloe brought up a good point.

“The vagina needs a little more fabric,” she added, saying the garment needed to be “a little wider.”

Kim jokingly replied that Khloe had a “fat cat.”

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Koko fans may know that she infamously made fun of her camel toe for years on their old E! network show, “Keeping Up with the Kardashians.”

Kim took her sister’s advice and recently released a brand new SKIMS design made especially for her sister.

On Thursday, June 24, Kim uploaded several videos to her Instagram story revealing the exciting news.

“Khloe, you would be so proud. I’m in a full SKIMS shapewear reunion and guys, we’re making the vagina part in the suit thicker, wider,” she said adding, “we’re changing a few stuff for all the comments and questions you’ve been asking for a long time.”

She captioned the video, “Khloe Kardashian it’s your lucky day!!! I’m in a SKIMS meeting and we’re going to expand the vagina area of ​​the body shapewear just for you #TheKhloeKut.

Joseph K. Bennett