Board Games for Adults: New Poetry for Neanderthals NSFW

It’s time to take a look at the latest release in the card-based adult board game space, Poetry for Neanderthals NSFW. Coming from the manufacturers of Explosive kittens – one of the best adult board games in its own right and is even available on iOS – today we get the NSFW version of Poetry for Neanderthals offering “an after-hours twist on the company’s fastest-growing game”. These types of card games can be a great time when dating and the latest has now arrived to spice up your summer parties. Head below for more details on Exploding Kittens’ new adult board game.

New Adult Board Games – Poetry for Neanderthals NSFW

For those under 17, the Poetry for Neanderthals by Exploding Kittens standard edition takes a more family-friendly approach. But once the kids go to bed and the drinks fly, you’ll want to break out the new one. Poetry for Neanderthals NSFW.

Ideal for players ages 17 and up, Poetry for Neanderthals NSFW is an adult guessing game with an after-hours twist. The game forces players to use only one-syllable words to describe complex, and sometimes inappropriate, terms or get squashed.

It’s not just the content that puts this one in the adult board game category. By “get spanked” they mean you get spanked with a 2ft inflatable Spank Stick. It works something like this, a player has to ask a group of friends to guess the phrase on the card. The trick here is that as a Neanderthal poet, you can only use one syllable for this to happen. But if you accidentally use a word with more than one syllable, well… that’s where the Inflatable Spank Stick comes in. The team that guesses that many words and phrases in a given time wins.

Adult Board Games: When a teammate guesses correctly, that team receives points and the poetry card passes to the opposing team. If any rules are broken along the way, the Poet gets hit softly (rather) with the two-foot inflatable Slap Stick, and a point is lost and lost to the other team. The team with the most points wins!

And just like some of the best board games for adults, it only takes about five minutes to get used to and about 15 minutes to play through, according to the Exploding Kittens team that created it.

Poetry for Neanderthals NSFW The edition comes with 200 double-sided cards, an hourglass, a pair of game boards and the essential inflatable Spank Stick. It is available direct from Exploding Kittens at $20.99but has yet to reach Amazon.

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Exploding Kittens can be a real pleasure to play with friends and is easily one of the best party games for adults, especially the NSFW edition. I haven’t given the standard edition of Poetry for Neanderthals yet, but if it’s even half as fun as it sounds, it’s hard to imagine the NSFW edition not doing it right. up a notch from there. Let us know below what your favorite adult party games are… actually, I take that back, it might not be a good idea.


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Joseph K. Bennett